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There’s Only One Cure

Posted on 03.15.19 by Spyglass

Heads up Darlings, it’s the Spyglass Shack Nasty

The Spyglass Shack Nasty
2 parts whiskey
2 parts cherry juice
1 part sweet vermouth
1 part Fernet Branca
1 orange wedge squeezed (for vitamin C)
3 drops Joy Juice (because Joy)

Combine all ingredients in a shaker. Add ice and shake until your arm hurts. Strain and pour into shot glasses and administer ASAP! Continue doses until symptoms subside. Yes, it tastes kind of like cough syrup. That’s how you know it’s good for you!

Thank you Forbears

Here on the tundra it’s been a long, cold, lonely winter. Snow is piling high. Patience is wearing thin. Light & vitamin D deprivation is taking its toll. There is only one word for this miserable condition, and only one cure. Shack Nasty!

Shack Nasty is an apt description of our forebears who were stankily stuck in their sod houses all winter. And it’s the name of this nifty medicinal concoction we’ve created as a modern antidote. So if you’ve got a case of cabin—or spring—fever, mix up a batch and give yourself a shot!


Enjoy with good friends, and clients!